Pick 20 of your favorite movies. Find a quote from each movie. Post them here for everyone to guess. I'll try and cross them off and give credit where credit is due as people guess correctly! This made me so happy remembering all the movies I love and laughing as I relived them! Enjoy!
1. DONE! DeWitte and Matt Jones (tied). Wayne's World gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.
2. DONE! Matt Jones Zoolander. A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?
3. DONE! Matt Jones. Billy Madison. No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.
4. DONE! Marissa. Clueless. Hello!! It was his 50th birthday.
5. DONE! Tom. Mean Girls. Why are you so obsessed with me? So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits.
6. DONE! Eli's Dad. Meet the Parents. You can milk just about anything with nipples.
7. DONE! Cori. 13 Going on 30. Pookie? Uh... *Pukie!* You're married!
8. DONE! Matt Jones. Austin Powers. The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin?
9. DONE! Eli's Dad. Office Space. I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
10. It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin... to generic. All those opposed to chafing, please say "Aye".
11. DONE! Matt Jones.Blades of Glory. Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?
12. DONE! Cori. White Chicks. OH what a beautiful chocolate man!
13. DONE! Typinginboldprint. Elf. What's a Christmas Gram? I want one!
14. You have a belly button, well we all have belly buttons. You know what? We all love Yoohoo, especially Yoohoo with a little rum.
15. Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.
16. Hey! I have never had any complaints in the poonani odor department! High five on the clean poonani!
17. It's a movie. It won the Academy Award. For best movie ever made.
18. IT'S A THONG!
19. DONE! Matt Jones. Billy Madison. Kid can't even read. T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!
The story of compact.
So my nickname is compact and here is the story of how that name came to be.
My friends and I went to South Lake Tahoe for the weeeknd for a bachelorette party. There was about ten of us. We had matching baseball shirts that said "Team Bride." Upon arriving in Tahoe, we started walking around the casino, making the bride-to-be do silly things like have a guy serenade her, kiss a bald man's head, and hold a cop's nightstick. So we're walking around the casino carrying out all these silly tasks.
This guy, in his late twenties comes up to our group and says "Team Bride, follow me." We all just followed for lack of better things to do. He led us into this little sports bar where he and a bunch of his friends were hanging out. He started motioning for us to sit down and join them and so a few of my friends did. He then came up to me to motion for me to sit down. "Go ahead," he said as he put his hand on my shoulder.
"Oh you're tiny," he said as he moved his hands down around my hips and waist. "Oh you're compact. Come sit over by me." I sit next to the very drunk, but funny guy. He continues to say things about how he loves his new small friend and begins to address me as Compact.
He says stuff to Robyn (the bride-to-be) like "How does it make you feel to know that in about a year you're going to be at me and compact's bachelorette party?" My friends and I are cracking up and going along with it, even though I am mortified.
He has this friendship bracelet on. You know the kind you get when you are a little kid, and he proceeds to put it around my wrist as a symbol of his love for me.
For some reason he starts to talk about cowboy boots. All of my friends are completely teasing me and think its hilarious how into me he is. "Comapct loves cowboy boots," one of the girls says.
"Really, Comapct?" he looks at me."Sure," I reply.
"Ok stay right here. I'll be right back."
He leaves for about 10 minutes and when he returnes he has changed into green capri sweat pants and brown cowboy boots.
He sits next to us and he has my friends take some pictures of us. I am slighly turned away from him when he says, "Compact i don't like your body language." He turns my legs toward him and puts his legs and on my legs and tells me to feel his cowboy boots.
AHHHH my first Blog
I know I am a little late jumping on the blogging scene, but I thought it would be a cleansing experience for me. A way for me to get out my thoughts, feelings, and to share random stories that happen to me. It is a little weird writing down my thoughts that others might read. I feel vulnerable knowing other people will read what's going on in my head and my life. But oh well..LOL Ok not sure how to start this off so Cori (http://wickedsmaht.vox.com/) my inspiration for blogging, told me to do Things on Tuesday.
Things I LOVE:
Jesus
Young Life
My family
My amazing friends
Friends, the TV show (Best Show ever)
my bed and sleeping
writing
shopping
Disneyland
cereal
sign language
traveling
music
deep conversations
exercise
laughing hysterically and loudly
serving
the beach
dancing
board games
Christmas, Thanksgiving and Halloween (in that order)
learning
movies
reading
being challenged
Things I LOATHE:
the word loathe
being really tired
working on Veteran's Day (yes, right now)
traffic
misspelled words
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Marissa said:
Cori has said lots of good things about you that are also good. So I guess we HAVE to be... read more
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Amy said:
Thank you for finally getting that!! And Cori's told me lots of things about you... All good :) read more
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Marissa said:
ok first off, thanks for being my new neighbor! nice to (kind of) meet you!and I'll go ahead and say... read more
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grrrace said:
cute pics, funny story. i did a bach. party for a friend and we did the same thing (with the... read more
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